Pregnancy


WARNING: The following content is completely hormone-driven.

I have been trying to compile a list of the top 10 things not to say to a pregnant woman…

Can any of you moms help me out? I only have a few so far…I am not sure where they would go on the list…

YOU ARE HUGE!

ARE YOU SURE YOU AREN’T HAVING TWINS?

YOU LOOK LIKE YOU ARE ABOUT TO POP! (you can’t say this unless you see a baby’s head crowning from my vagina.)

YOU ARE FAT!

FYI I might look GINORMOUS but I have gained 26 pounds. Which puts me at a whopping 129 pounds and I am 8 months pregnant. How many women in their 30’s who have given birth twice weigh 126 when they are NOT pregnant? Not many. I am having a baby in 7 weeks or less and I weigh less than 130 pounds. When I give birth I will be on crack or a treadmill, but the weight will STILL come off…and it’s STILL not ok for people to look at pics of me when I was pregnant and tell me how huge I was. It’s rude.

Ok, these may seem ridiculous, but these are things people have actually said to me. I know I am easy to talk to and I am laid back and I like to joke around, but when I am pregnant, I have hormones I can’t control and if you don’t have something nice to say, do me a solid and shut the fuck up.

Peace.